So there are all these right-wing media douche bags going after Lions Gate and Captivity because parent's are thinking that this Virginia Tech jap saw one and then decided to kill all of those people in our prayers. Now, Pat Robertson and Bill O Reilly are going after Hot Fuzz, a film which is just awesome. This bullshit is just like when Idle Hands got the shaft post-Columbine. Well, FUCK THAT.
People, to really jab it into the right wing phase I urge you to print out your own giant Captivity billboards and put them all over. Look at Japan - Clearly the only solution to violence here is more violence. They're anime is sooooooooo fucked up, that shit is crazier than us. Plus Battle Royale II? 'Nuff said.
I currently have a six foot Elisha Cuthbert in TORTURE Mode hanging from my apartment window. The landlord says we can't do that, but you think I'm going to givre in to these MPAA-propagandas?
People are moaning and crying that these Captivity billboards are out of line. That they don't want their children to see 'em. Well, you know what, if you can't explain torture to your kids, don't have any stupid poop factories! Simple as that. And what about Saw? I guess because that's already proven it's horror classic status that it can slip by, but the marketing there was just as brutal. The Man is trying to keep Cuthbert down, and I won't have it dammit.
I can only dream of a future when everyone isn't so uptight because they can't get over 9/11 (it's been four YEARS, people!), and we can have giant Hostel 3 posters with guts all over Times Square. In 3-D. And if Hostel was sweet. Saw 5.
I've printed out a few of these Captivity posters and handed them out at my local Hot Topic and Spencer's Gifts, and I will continue to plead you all to do the same.
Send me your camera phones of you putting up your own Captivity billboard, because if we don't fight for our movies - all is lost.
And that is how we can create....
THE NEW HOLLYWOOD
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